Funny Quotes from the UR Newsroom

"You can't predict crazy."
- Natalie Davis, Dec. 2, 2008

"I thought my pet rabbit was a cat."
- Natalie Davis, Dec. 3, 2008

"Last week, we all came to the dinner table with books."
- Jonathan Jackson, Dec. 4, 2008

"But that's our spot."
- Natalie Davis, Dec. 4, 2008

"I'm listening to Justin Timberlake."
- Vic Powell, Dec. 9, 2008

"Reawrrr."
- The boss. Often - although he seems to be over it now.

"That's a separate kind of crazy. There are many facets of crazy."
- Natalie Davis, Dec. 11, 2008

"I love vertical pictures."
- Natalie Davis, Dec. 24, 2008

"I'm good at Guitar Hero. I have a piece of flair that says 'I can't reach the orange button,' but I can. I unlocked 'Hotel California' this weekend. It was awesome."
- Jonathan Jackson, Dec. 29, 2008

"I don't have enough money to pay for therapy."
- Jamillia Blake (who is a therapist) by proxy Natalie Davis, Jan. 5, 2009.

"There'll always be dairy goats."
- Jonathan Jackson, Jan. 13, 2009

"Venturing toward the motherland."
- Natalie Davis, Jan. 13, 2009

"I had a problem in my heart about it."
- Jonathan Jackson, Jan. 15, 2009

"It's misty grossness. It made my hair all messed up."
- Jessica Luton, Jan. 26, 2009

"Do you even know what the force is?"
- Jonathan Jackson to Natalie Davis, Jan. 28, 2009

"I know it is supposed to be with you."
- Natalie Davis, Jan. 28, 2009

"Princess Leia in the bikini chained to Jabba the Hut - that was my first 'aware' moment."
- Jonathan Jackson, Jan. 28, 2009

"I went to a party where the only music provided was Guitar Hero. I wanted to kill everyone. The ones who weren't good at Guitar Hero would have to die first."
- Daniel McDonald

"Oooh - the bread's all soggy."
- Jessica Luton, Feb. 4, 2009

"You got to shake your 'fro when you say it - 'Foxy Cleopatra'."
- Jonathan Jackson, Feb. 6, 2009