Cookies. Nuff said.

Samoas. What? What? (said while 'raising the roof')
— Jonathan Jackson

The Osbournes

Americ! America! Please listen! Please do not let the likes of Ozzie Osburn get the victory and capitolize off you!
- From www.tencommandments.org, the web site of Robert T. Lee, Lake Sinclair pastor.

Say Cheese!

Her photo on the sex offender registry is quite a good picture, actually.

Zoom Crash Bang

Jonathan responding to news that a car had crashed into the Wilkinson Insurance Building Thursday-So there’s a car in the building? It’s probably a Toyota corolla.

We must be nuts

Maybe I do like cashews - Natalie Davis after absconding several handsful of mixed nuts.

Gone With the Windsuit

Mind you - did you notice her windsuit pants?
— Jessica Luton

Reality bites

You need to get to get beyond focusing on that what you write matters" - Anonymous.