We must be nuts

Maybe I do like cashews - Natalie Davis after absconding several handsful of mixed nuts.

Gone With the Windsuit

Mind you - did you notice her windsuit pants?
— Jessica Luton

Reality bites

You need to get to get beyond focusing on that what you write matters" - Anonymous.

Somethings' wrong.

There's something wrong with me. I'm just going to get a lap-band.
Jonathan Jackson to Natalie Davis following a McDonald's visit.

LOST and found

I don't mind talking about LOST even if you are ridiculing me.
— Jonathan Jackson to Natalie Davis

Oprah's omnipotence

Jesus had the 12 disciples. Oprah has like 12 billion and they all have her back - her ample back.

Apocalypse

If the Apocalypse starts tomorrow morning, I won't be coming in to work.
— Daniel McDonald