Tiptoe through the Tulips

"Is that a ukelele?" - Brooks Hinton

Crazy jobs

"My friend has the craziest job. She's an STD counselor. In Chicago, mind you." - Jessica Luton

On writing...

"Can you just finish this?"... Vaishali Patel to Natalie on a story.

Perfectly normally sane.

"If I was crazy, I wouldn't know it." — Vaishali Patel. No context necessary.

It's that time...

I need to stinky!!!!!!.....
- Anonymous

Mannequin

Dressing a mannequin is a Biyatch! - Vaishali Patel on her time working at Express in Macon.

Koozie

I'm good now 'cause I got my koozies together.
— Vaishali Patel before going to speak to a gaggle of school children.

Shirts and skins

Yeah, I took some pictures of him without his shirt on. — Vaishali Patel

Vaishali had a little lamb.

Ooh... I almost choked on my lamb - Vaishali Patel while eating a gyro from Metropolis Cafe.

I scream, you scream

Who don't like ice cream?

Jesus, Mary and Jo-Jo the Carpenter

"Jesus, take the wheel...like right now," - Natalie Davis.

The Constitution rap from 1987

Legislative, executive and Ju-di-cial
It's all guaranteed - it's all off-i-cial!
— Natalie Davis from the second grade Consitution rap performed on Swainsboro radio station 98.1

Get back.

"You better get back, Martha," - Patsy Smith

Overture

While searching for a word for a headline on a music story.
"I actually love the William Tell Overture." - Jonathan Jackson
"I love it too." - Jessica Luton

Heartless

I don't care about his tears. - Natalie Davis

Not even in cyberspace. - Natalie Davis

Num num num num num

It's a heart attack, but it's good. — Vaishali Patel on food

Say cheese!

Cheese. is. amazing. - Vaishali Patel

Bumper to Bumper

Sorry guys. I had to find my bumper. — Vaishali Patel on holding up a lunch date.

Kazoo Schmazoo

I've actually heard that played on a kazoo. — Natalie Davis on The Average White Band's "Pick Up the Pieces."

Cookies. Nuff said.

Samoas. What? What? (said while 'raising the roof')
— Jonathan Jackson

The Osbournes

Americ! America! Please listen! Please do not let the likes of Ozzie Osburn get the victory and capitolize off you!
- From www.tencommandments.org, the web site of Robert T. Lee, Lake Sinclair pastor.

Say Cheese!

Her photo on the sex offender registry is quite a good picture, actually.

Zoom Crash Bang

Jonathan responding to news that a car had crashed into the Wilkinson Insurance Building Thursday-So there’s a car in the building? It’s probably a Toyota corolla.

We must be nuts

Maybe I do like cashews - Natalie Davis after absconding several handsful of mixed nuts.

Gone With the Windsuit

Mind you - did you notice her windsuit pants?
— Jessica Luton