Sassy Chic

Val: I like sassy!

Hollywood

Jonathan: Does anybody GET Penelope Cruz?
Jessica: Her face is squished!

Ode to the irony

Natalie: So you'd participate in an adult spelling bee?
Jonathan: But I won't bowl for children's sake.

Spelling

My name is spelled J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N. That is all.

Hey -- the girl who broke my nose in kindergarten added me as a friend on Facebook. -- Johnathan Jackson

Elves

Liv Tyler never looked hotter than in Lord of the Rings with those pointy ears. Give me a girl with a deformity any day. - Vic Powell

Natalie to Jonathan: "You don't forget clogging lessons if you took them."

After mentioning something about how Buddhist monks don't ridicule the unenlightened.

Jonathan to Natalie: "I don't ridicule you for not understanding Lost."

Natalie: "Do you really need to sharpen all of them?"

Jonathan: I like to smell them. I like smells. Crayons remind me of Sunday school. --Jonathan Jackson as he sharpens his arsenal of "special" pencils.