Tiptoe through the Tulips

"Is that a ukelele?" - Brooks Hinton

Crazy jobs

"My friend has the craziest job. She's an STD counselor. In Chicago, mind you." - Jessica Luton

On writing...

"Can you just finish this?"... Vaishali Patel to Natalie on a story.

Perfectly normally sane.

"If I was crazy, I wouldn't know it." — Vaishali Patel. No context necessary.

It's that time...

I need to stinky!!!!!!.....
- Anonymous

Mannequin

Dressing a mannequin is a Biyatch! - Vaishali Patel on her time working at Express in Macon.

Koozie

I'm good now 'cause I got my koozies together.
— Vaishali Patel before going to speak to a gaggle of school children.